Emmanuelle Chriqui is Wonder Woman!

The newest blockbuster super-hero movie to shoot is my favourite kind: The kind where the protagonist is a hot, scantily-clad chick who kicks ass!!! But who will play the new Wonder Woman? I am not the first to ponder this sexy new question. Names have been bandied about including tv's original Wonder Woman, Lynda Carter who says she’s too old, and if she hadn't, I would have.

One of the search engines today had a poll who's choices were Sandra Bullock,Catherine Zeta-Jones,Katie Holmes and Eliza Dushku and a few others that were more about big budget names than about someone who suited the role of the Wonder Woman for the new millenium.

My pick is Emmanuelle Chriqui! Think about it, folks. She's perfect and would add a touch of the exotic (not to mention sex-appeal) to a traditionally white bread role.
This ain't your grandma's Wonder Woman, sister!
For those of you who STILL don't know of Chriqui, she plays Sloan on Entourage, and was most recently seen opposite Adam Sandler in Don't Mess With The Zohan.

She's had a hell of a past couple of years, having done some good movies as well as some really bad movies, but even those have always been opposite really huge stars who couldn't act, so you can hardly blame her.

Just look at this picture. Could you not just see her in that little outfit with the big gold bracelets?

Also, whenever she appears on TV, she's always so bubbly and down-to-earth and friendly. I love it when hot female stars are friendly to everybody. And I hear she has non-celebrity boyfriends. That gives hope to every mediocre schmuck in America, or if I may include her native country, Canada.

On a side note, has anyone in America noticed all of the hot young female talent that comes out of Canada?

Elisha Cuthbert
Carrie-Ann Moss
Estella Warren
Evangeline Lily
Linda Evangelista
Shania Twain
Rachel McAdams
Caroline Rhea?

Okay. I went too far. But I love me some Caroline Rhea!

It begs the question: What the f**k is going on in Canada?

Is there some sick, secret scientific (I like illiteration. Sue me.) experiment that turns your daughters into sweet, sexy, seductresses (Come on, you love it) who cast a spell over the American public, take our money, and buy real estate in Vancouver?

Well, one of them's about to become Wonder Woman!!

Get on the bandwagon folks. You know you love her, and she's got the right physique and personality.

She's like the tomboy next door that was your buddy, until the day she first put on a dress, like for her cousin's wedding, and you looked at her, and had thoughts that made you feel shame.

I love it!

Chriqui for Wonder Woman!
Chriqui for Wonder Woman!
Say it with me.
Chriqui for Wonder Woman!
Chriqui for Wonder Woman!